This week

I hate:
-the first pancake phenomenon
-people who take themselves too seriously
-money issues
-the uncleanable bathroom
-the black hole that is my bedroom

I dig:
-road trips
-free holidays
-noodle soup
-RZL DZL

You're wrong. Dead wrong.

I went to the bank and applied for a big 'ol loan. Free money! Probably a bad idea, but I really want to go to America and nobody's giving me a frickin job. I haven't even been approved for the loan yet and I just bid on loads of stuff on ebay. I have no self control. But I might have sweet new records. Hurray!

This weekend should be awesome. Road trip to Belfast on Friday. Love it. And maybe more tattoos!

LISTEN TO FASHION:
www.myspace.com/fashionablestunners


And these will be for sale at both gigs, lovingly made by Jack, Dec, Chris and myself, with lots of talk about dicks and deepthroat and gag reflexes. Fun times:

Everybody should watch this movie:

PANCAKES!!

Today is like Christmas for me. I'm so stoked.
Stall to Classnevin if you want some vegan nom noms!

Translation

I do not understand my brother. I am in Disneyland with just him and my little sister and we're having trouble communicating.
He keeps coming out with the most random one liners.

Here's an example. We're sitting on the plane waiting to take off. Absolutely no dialogue leading up to this:

Will: Would that be food?
Me: What?
Will: Would that be food?
Me: Would what be food?
Will: That.
(Just so you know, there's no pointing, no gesturing, he's not even looking anywhere other than directly into my eyes.)
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
Will: Never mind.
Me: ???????

Waiting in line for a rollercoaster:

Will: Unless they open different sections of the park.
Me: What??
Will: Unless they open different sections of the park.
Me: Stop talking to me.
Will: Sorry.

I can't wait to go home and talk to people I get.
Miss y'all x x

Doppelganger

Loltats FTW

Who said you can't buy happiness...

My mum bought me these. YES IT'S A LEOPARDPRINT FRYING PAN!!

And the wonderful Chris got me these:

All life's problems can be solved by wonderful kitchen things.

I didn't get any sleep again last night. Third full night this week. And I slept from 3pm until half 10 so there is not a chance I'm going to be sleeping tonight either.

I went to buy a rearview mirror in an Opel garage today and ended up fighting with everyone. People are pricks. Still no mirror.

16 Candles is about me. Molly Rongwald's sister got married the day after her birthday and her whole family forgot her birthday. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME!

Currently stoked on upcoming free holidays, tattoos, cooking using my new stuff.

Currently watching Army of Darkness. Yeeeeeah. Hail to the King, baby.

Happy Valentine's day y'all.

Muddled

I didn't sleep on sunday night or last night but I slept for 13 hours on monday night. Now all the days have blurred and I'm not sure what's going on. I'm so confuddled.

Everything's working backwards. I have a very promising job almost-offer for San Francisco but still no job offers for here, and if I don't get a job here, I can't go to San Francisco and take the job there. It's fucked and stupid.

I went on a road trip to Laois today with Derry. We left at 7am. I love driving to Laois with Der, we always have the chats and a nice time. I wrote him a lovely song on the way home but I don't think he appreciated it.

Last night I watched 3 Nicholas Cage movies in row last night. I fucking hate Nicholas Cage.
But the Wickerman is hilarious. WATCH THIS:

Anchored

My life has lost momentum.
Time is fucking flying by but I feel stationary.
I have wasted 6 months of my life.

Peep show

Get into it.