You're wrong. Dead wrong.

I went to the bank and applied for a big 'ol loan. Free money! Probably a bad idea, but I really want to go to America and nobody's giving me a frickin job. I haven't even been approved for the loan yet and I just bid on loads of stuff on ebay. I have no self control. But I might have sweet new records. Hurray!

This weekend should be awesome. Road trip to Belfast on Friday. Love it. And maybe more tattoos!

LISTEN TO FASHION:
www.myspace.com/fashionablestunners


And these will be for sale at both gigs, lovingly made by Jack, Dec, Chris and myself, with lots of talk about dicks and deepthroat and gag reflexes. Fun times:

Everybody should watch this movie: