Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Translation

I do not understand my brother. I am in Disneyland with just him and my little sister and we're having trouble communicating.
He keeps coming out with the most random one liners.

Here's an example. We're sitting on the plane waiting to take off. Absolutely no dialogue leading up to this:

Will: Would that be food?
Me: What?
Will: Would that be food?
Me: Would what be food?
Will: That.
(Just so you know, there's no pointing, no gesturing, he's not even looking anywhere other than directly into my eyes.)
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
Will: Never mind.
Me: ???????

Waiting in line for a rollercoaster:

Will: Unless they open different sections of the park.
Me: What??
Will: Unless they open different sections of the park.
Me: Stop talking to me.
Will: Sorry.

I can't wait to go home and talk to people I get.
Miss y'all x x

3 comments:

Kayleigh said...

ahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laura introduce me to him.

xChrisx said...

Thats all m going to do to you when you come back.
for real.

xChrisx said...

Don't do it Kayleigh.Hes taller than both of us combined.